Library Feature of the Month
Goofy Websites!
Tree Octopus--"Why are Sasquatch allowed to gather Tree Octopuses if the octopuses are endangered?"
Feline Reactions to Bearded Men--"Three cats died during the study, due to causes unrelated to the bearded men." Yeah, sure.
BabySmasher.com--reveals the grisly truth behind those so-called baby changing stations
Britain for Americans--"A lot of people in Britain are "anglo-centric". They think that Britain invented the English language. Of course, they are wrong. Like all good films and music, it came from America!"
Molissa--It's a republic. It has history, culture, and a national musical instrument.
Dog Island--Over 2,500 dogs are already enjoying a better life at Dog Island.
The Framley Examiner--The newspaper for Framley. You'll want to spend some time reading it! Excellent reportage on topics like the grand opening of the new County Library building (which had to be cancelled after Mayor D'Ainty woke up and found it was all a dream.)
Click Monkeys!--"Our off shore click farm can guarantee over 10 million new impressions per month and a million new unique visitors!!" Think of the ad revenue your site will soon be generating.
Boilerplate--Mechanical marvel of the Nineteenth Century. Mechanical man, prototypical soldier.
DMHO--Dangerous chemical. Very. Dangerous.
Buy Dehydrated Water--and if you're lucky enough to get a job with this company, perks include free transportation to work by mule.
Clyven--The world's first transgenic mouse with human intelligencel
GenoChoicel--choose genes that may determine favorable characteristics in your child. With the special help of GenoChoiceŠ, you can truly offer your progeny "the best of nature... before you nurture!"
Havidol--the pharmacological solution to a disease you may not realize you have. Havidol--with provacative side effects!
Google Hoax Sites--just in case you want even more goofy sites!
Examples of even MORE sites--don't forget to evaluate them for their truthiness
10 reasons to use the library--boring serious stuff!
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This page last updated 9-21-06.